Bastille Day at Le Tour, fireworks guaranteed

Tour de France, Valréas, 2004

Look at little Tommy Voeckler in yellow back in 2004, doesn’t he look full of boyish energy? Photo by by Simon Aughton, on Flickr, used under Creative Commons licence.

 

Christian Prudhomme will be counting his blessings this Bastille Day, 14th July. I don’t think he could have imagined it working out so well when he put the route together.

Traditionally Bastille Day is like a secondary French Championships. All the other riders hate the first hour as the French teams beat each other senseless, trying to make sure their man is in the potentially stage-winning break.

As a national holiday, it guarantees big crowds roadside, exactly what organisers and spectators alike want to see. Barring bad weather, there are so many reasons that Thursday is going to be brilliant:

  • Tommy Voeckler, French housewives’ favourite, in yellow, “heroically” trying to defend the jersey against all-comers with (lack of) help from his Europcar squad. It’s a throwback to the heady summer of 2004.
  • First day in the mountains with a stage ripe for David Moncoutié to claim a farewell stage win
  • Luis Leon Sanchez with an outside hope of taking it off Voeckler if he can get in the break
  • Alberto Contador trying to take back some of his deficit on his rivals
  • Cadel Evans seconds off leading the Tour and in the form of his life
  • The Schleck brothers looking to place Andy in a winning position
  • Pure climbers off the leash as the King of the Mountains competition starts in earnest. Rigoberto Uran is my one to watch.

You just know it’s going to be worth watching.

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Are the Schlecks really that afraid of Contador or just a bit hypocritical?

Alberto Contador is a great bike rider.  You can disagree if you like but his record as a Grand Tour rider calls you an idiot. Great riders win the Tour de France repeatedly, something he has done already. Reed Albergotti in the WSJ outlines the inconvenient truth of his talent.

I want Alberto Contador to win the Tour de France 2011. I want him to win because I like the way he rides, even if I hide behind my hands every time he does his signature victory salute.

“Wee Bert”, as I call him, has got cojones and a calm in the face of trouble that is remarkable. Take stage 1 for example:

“OH HAI! ALBERTO YOU CAN HAS 1’20” HANDICAP?”

His response doesn’t seem to have been to flay the horses, panic and demand every  rider on his team at his call, as some have done when delayed involuntarily. That’s confidence in your own ability to take that time back. Well, confidence or balls of pure steel.

Remember what he did last year over the when he was impeded by Frank Schleck’s inability to keep it butter side up? Managed the gap, worked with the group, rode impressively for someone so unsuited to the cobbles. And did Andy Schleck wait for him as he followed Cancellara?

Remember what the Schlecks did when they got caught behind a crash last year? Was it:

a. “It was wet, there was oil, we crashed. That’s bike racing. We’ll pick ourselves up and look to make the time back in the mountains.”

b. “Fabian, can you use your magic yellow jersey to make the bad men who didn’t fall off stop racing?”

Or when Andy’s own user error shipped his chain? Was it

a. “Yeah that was a shit stupid shift to make there.”

b. “WAAAAA! Alberto didn’t play fair. He laughed at my mistake and carried on riding.”

You’d think he’d have gotten over it by now, but no:

Schleck said he forgave Contador for the move, but added he will never “forget it.”

“I would not have done this,” Schleck told L’Equipe this week. “A great champion doesn’t do things like this. I really was disappointed by his attitude that day.”

On Stage 1, when Contador and Sanchez hit the deck, who was among the teams pushing the pace on for their sprinter?

On Stage 7, when Horner was in a ditch and Wiggins lying by the side of the road, who was on the front pushing the pace for their sprinter?

Unless Stuey O’Grady has wound the clock back, Leopard-Trek haven’t brought a sprinter to this Tour. The impression it gives is not favourable.

Yes cycling is mercenary, but it is also meant to be honourable (not that it ever actually was). Great champions are meant to ride in a state of grace, spreading virtue along their path. It has to be that way, Andy says so.

Plenty of commentators have said that Andy Schleck lacks the ruthlessness to be a Tour winner. Frank’s claim to the throne is weaker, but as a foil he needs to remain close to his brother to pose any threat.

So putting time into a crashed rival should look a sign of them discovering what is needed to step up. Instead it looks like a lack of confidence in their own abilities against the clock, even to break Contador in the mountains.

Or at the very least there’s a hypocrisy, as noted by Radioshack’s Jani Brajkovic, who crashed out of the race in a pretty nasty fall, on seeing Leopard-Trek on the front when Horner and Wiggins were down:

Where is the hero, who is gonna neutralize the race, now? Hypocrates (sic)

86 retweets and counting suggests he’s not alone in his distaste. Yes, Radioshack have driven the pace when it suits them, but I’ve not seen them crow about being on the receiving end. Likewise BMC have drilled it for Cadel Evans, but he’s not one to complain. His response usually boils down to “it’s not what you want to happen, but that is bike racing.”

With Wiggins out and Radioshack stumbling around like a bunch of over-medicated geriatrics, that leaves Evans, Basso and Gesink as the remaining contenders. Of those Gesink has been par terre and Basso came into the race looking somewhat dessous par.

So there’s a four-way battle ahead: Contador, Evans and the two Schlecks. For me there’s only one person I’d like to see beat Contador or at least stand on the second step. And that would be historic in every sense.

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Tour de France selection – my 9 to watch

While Directeurs sportifs have been making difficult choices, I’ve got the liberty of not having to choose from the riders I’m paying. So here’s the nine riders I’ve selected to ride in the colours of Chasing Wheels (basically La Vie Claire vandalised with a marker pen and tippex).

We might be a bit light in the mountains and short on sprinters, but actually I reckon it’s a team that would have a pretty good shot at winning a stage and the overall.

Alberto Contador of Saxo Bank Push aside everything else and he is an incredible rider, attempting an incredible double. When he goes, he’s gone and there is nothing more thrilling than him out of the saddle on a climb. If people can continue to eulogise Pantani, then there is a place for Wee Bert in the pantheon.

Amets Txurruka of Euskatel Euskadi – An old BBC 606 favourite with the coolest surname. How would you even start to pronounce it without a guide? Handy climber, very attacking. Plus everyone needs a carrot in their life and this one has won the prix combativité.

Anthony Delaplace of Saur Sojasun – The youngest rider in the race, born 11 September 1989. There is no better way to understand the race than through the experience of a young debutant.

Daniel Oss of Liquigas-Cannondale – Another Italian with his head in the wind. Great hair. Magnificent hair. The sort of powerhouse that every team needs.

David Moncoutié of Cofidis – he’s been labelled enigmatic and unambitious but he has been nothing but true to his morals and values throughout his career. It may be the sunset of his career, but he can walk away knowing he never crossed that line and that his talent was genuine. His palmares speak loudly of the shameful dishonesty of others.

Geraint Thomas of Team Sky – Super G, needs to sort his hair out. Looks like Sky could let him off guarding Bradley Wiggins to hunt for a stage win. And he’s still only 25.

Jens Voigt of Leopard Trek – Because if we’re going to watch out for the youngest, we’d better keep an eye on the coffin-dodgers too. Jens is Jens and everyone else is a soft white roll. If you still don’t get it, read his column on why he rides and inspires.

Manuel Quinziato of Team BMC Racing – He’s got great taste in music and is going to selflessly stick himself in wind for Cadel Evans. He studies for a law degree in the off-season. He’s a friend of my mate Perry and I’ve got some of his old Liquigas kit.

Philippe Gilbert of Omega Pharma-Lotto – The best one day rider of his generation. Proven winner and the lumpy first week offers plenty of opportunity for him to win stages, maybe even take a jersey. Classy and clean as a whistle.

I’ve been forced to pick a slightly different team for Tour Champion which is a bit of a bugger. Nonetheless I’m looking forward to seeing what a disastrous DS I turn out to be.

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