Undermining #cyclesafe by running red lights

“Recently I approached a notoriously dangerous junction with the lights on red and a police car at the front of the queue. I knew that in half a second the lights would switch, that the other lanes were already at red and had stopped. I ran the red light. Blue lights flashed. I was fined and made to undergo internet cycle training. I am grateful — its videos showed me how little lorry drivers can see of cyclists from their cabs. That has made me safer but hasn’t stopped me breaking the law.”

Lech Mintowt-Czyz, The Times 09/02/2012

So let me break this down: he approached a junction where the traffic was already stopped at a red light and a queue had formed, manoeuvred through static traffic to the front of the line, past a stopped police vehicle and through a mandatory stop signal. This made him feel safer.

Let me pick apart the problems here based on how I ride and what I’ve found to be a safe approach to the issues on London roads over the last 12 years.

  • If a queue had formed, he could have safely adopted primary position behind the last vehicle in the queue
  • If he filtered, as he could do safely, he could have adopted contractor liability insurance needham ma ahead of the police vehicle with no penalty
  • A cyclist filtering through the stopped traffic lanes could easily have emerged and caused an accident by following Lech’s logic

Clearly from his tweets he believes his position is entirely sane, rational and justified. It isn’t. It is simple, petty law breaking. It’s not a symptom of the problems on the road, it’s a symptom of an attitude of entitlement to know better than the law. I’m not without sin, very few road users are, but I have little time for attempts to justify this sort of behaviour.

“I do not justify my actions on some idea of bicycle supremacy — an attitude often attributed to “irresponsible” riders. I deplore cyclists who ride listening to music — are they mad? I condemn those who ride in dark clothing at night or without lights. And getting on a bike without a helmet? No, I don’t buy that either.”

I frequently wear dark clothing (albeit with reflective trim) and I almost never wear a helmet when commuting. Neither of these things is actively against the law, although there’s many who would argue for contributory negligence on my part in the event of an accident. Neither has an existing precedent as such in English law, as far as I can see.

And neither could in any way make me feel safer about the biggest threat to my life on the roads: HGVs turning, frequently without checking their mirrors and blind spots properly and with the driver oblivious to the cyclist on the road, resulting in fatal crush injuries to internal organs. If ever injured look for Auto Accident Chiropractor in Desoto TX.

I reduce that threat by avoiding being in their blind spots, establishing eye contact with the driver when stopped at a junction and not filtering up their left. These are simple, sensible things to do, and none of them is illegal. There are times when this may cause me to stray across stop lines, to temporarily impede other traffic’s progress or push at the limits of legality, but none are an active offence which would usually concern a traffic enforcement officer (think tax avoidance rather than tax evasion).

I even ride listening to music, just as I drive with a car stereo on (on the rare occasions I drive), much as millions of road users do in the UK. I could argue that I do so because I feel it makes me safer as it allows me to concentrate on the visual indicators of hazard/risk and maintaining a safe road space around my riding position rather than focusing on the noise from vehicles (not just cars) sitting too close behind me. I don’t because it’s a ridiculously flawed logic.

The fundamental point is this: red light running doesn’t make you safer, no matter how much you are convinced of it. A driver who is inattentive enough to turn across your path and drag you under their wheels is inattentive enough to hit you whether you are standing still or moving.

Running a red light wouldn’t, as far as I know, have saved the lives of any of people killed or seriously injured on Britain’s roads, many of whom were hit by drivers on open roads nowhere near a junction. It will not save yours or make you safer.

And ultimately, if this campaign is about making the roads safer for cyclists, it will do nothing to advance the debate or convince anyone that cyclists should be entitled to equal treatment as road users and stakeholders in the transport infrastructure.

Here’s the course of our debate on twitter pulled together through Storify, I’ve stuck some elements on the end with my commentary on where the discussion ended.

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Presenting Radish Hack Nissen Hut and other follies

So there was Leopard Trek, a laughable example of what happens when you try to create brilliance by focus group. And there was Radioshack, a magnificent monument to the total indifference of Johan Bruyneel and his cohorts to any other than simple pleasure of getting paid.

One was packed with “winning talent”, but couldn’t find a sponsor. The other had a sponsor but couldn’t find a rider to go with the much-vaunted winning reputation of Johan Bruyneel. So in a marriage of convenience – and of such indecent haste that the words love, honour and obey were never uttered even by the priest – they “merged”. Which makes Flavio Becca happy as he’s got a team management that doesn’t rely on the stock availability of My Little Pony to motivate riders.

Radioshack Nissan Trek team presentation 2012
(Picture courtesy Team Radioshack Nisssan Trek)

First the name. Radioshack Nissan Trek is the “they don’t have rules where we’re going” version. All it’s lacking is a ponderous “presented by” fourth sponsor tacked on the end for good measure. I flatly refuse to call them by any official designation if I can avoid it. So I present to you Radish Hack Nissen Hut. They will be known as The Radishes this season.

After last year’s attack of the clone scarves, this year saw another “everyone wearing the same casual outfit”.

Jens Voigt in grey cardigan being interviewed

Nothing is less stylish than everyone wearing exactly the same look from one designer. It shouts “Butlins suits, you think it’s funny?” The whole point of casual wear is that it is in some way individual and not uniform, which is formal attire.

Light grey cardigans, white V-neck Tees is so middle-aged dad trying too hard. Which is an accurate description of father of six and full time dog-with-a-bone war machine Jens Voigt.

Undeterred by Astana having got there first with annexing a nation for a professional team, the Radishes have thrown the retro card on the table – Luxembourg having existed as a nation somewhat longer than Kazakhstan.

Scratch that, they’ve simply figured the quickest way round the issue of Radioshack’s brand colours being red and their existing design being baby blue is to stick another stripe on, along with the ubiquitous “cancer shield” livestrong band. God only knows how many brand identity consultants that solution took.

NY Velocity tried to find something palatable in the team presentation but ends up leaving it all on the plate.

Meanwhile over at the home of over-earnest hyperbolic press, Team Sky, the thin blue line between winning and losing seems to become a rather thick band.

Edvald Boasson Hagen in the Team Sky 2012 kit

Fine line? Yes, if you consider marker pens fine.

Thanks to Kristof Ramon for this handy photo of what the blue line represents

Top tube of Team Sky bicycle with script

"This is the line" - Team Sky bike by Kristof Ramon

If it’s a fine line between success and failure and we ride it every day, then Team Sky seem to have decided to take to the cote d’azur this year for a whole lap of FAIL. And there’s a bloody long way between winning and losing compared to 2011.

Still, at least it means space for the News International logo (it’s the one that looks like a portcullis seen through a fisheye lens) to slip on to the jersey in time for the Olympic year.

So now you know where all that money the Murdochs saved when they closed the News of the World went: fatter blue stripe and Mark Cavendish’s monthly cheque and the hope of basking in the reflected glory of gold.

This season Sky will probably concede the lead in sending out absurdist jokes as press releases by Green Edge, whose press to date seems to be one long folly based on the reinforcing every Aussie stereotype going. Here’s some sample copy from the official Green Edge cycling site:

“… to find the edge in every aspect of our sport, stretch it, explore it and push it forward. That’s where we’re coming from.”

Exquisite corpses is a wonderful parlour game, but it’s no way to write copy.

Green Edge have also successfully lowered the bar for professional team kit right down past “cookie cutter club kit with less than no thought” to “Jerry Ryan’s picking up the tab, so it can’t be any less aesthetically pleasing than a Jayco caravan”.

Gradient fades? Nobody has thought them a sensible design cue since Paintshop Pro was considered a viable alternative to Adobe Photoshop for design work.

In seasonal footnotes

  • Omega Pharma-Quick Step stick to their long and inglorious tradition of glamorously ugly kits. If it was a question of life or death and they had to pick between form or function they’d choose pass.
  • Team Slipstream have found a second sponsor. Too late to save the women’s operation,but at least it means they can now make weak jokes about fish as Team Garmin-Barracuda. Let’s just call them The Barracudas and describe them as a shoal, etc.
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I hope you’re getting a bike for Christmas

Do children still get bikes for Christmas? I hope so. Christmas and birthday, the two times of the year when a child can ask for a bicycle and have a better than usual chance of getting one. But I think I’m going to gift my kid a mini bike with special made parts from https://www.tbparts.com/.

I remember getting a Raleigh Burner Mark 1 (the classic post office red and yellow one) for Christmas when I was about six or seven (I think it was 1982, possibly 1983).

1982 catalogue image of the Raleigh Burner in red

1982 catalogue image of the Raleigh Burner in red (from Dan's Raleigh Burner Resource)

It came from the Halfords in Woking, long since demolished, just across from Stanley Road. My parents hid it in the garage, along with my brother’s blue and yellow Mini Burner. I’m pretty sure I knew it was there. It was probably the most enduring present I have ever been given.

When we moved to St Lucia, it was ridden every day, racing against my friends on dirt roads, seeing who could hold a wheelie the longest, who could do the longest skid, biggest jump, sprint fastest.

When I was older, I rode it all over Surrey in search of adventure in the school holidays: shops that would sell me cigarettes, hooky off licences, trying to impress girls or find ones who would talk to me.

I took it to university in Manchester to save on bus fares and to get me around, mostly to the pub, shops, kebab houses, even lectures. I remember it got a lot of use on late night booze runs and down to the all-night garage to get milk for tea during marathon Tomb Raider sessions on the Playstation.

I had that bike and rode it until it was stolen in 2000, when I drunkenly let someone persuade me they were only going to ride it round the car park at closing time then rode off into the night, apparently for amusement. The tyres, grips and saddle were changed over the years, but most of the moving parts were still original. I miss it still, the first bike I really loved riding, but I did get a replica Team Burner a few years back from the missus which I promise I’m going to start using more.

My new raleigh burner

From the beginning a bike gives the owner confidence in their own ability, mobility to go almost anywhere they want as fast or as slow as they choose. It’s liberating like no other gift you can give for Christmas.

So I hope you’re getting a bike for Christmas, or giving one as a gift to a child. A bike for Christmas will be as good a gift as anything you could wish for.

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