Anne Gripper is alive! And the blood passports may deliver

We’re into the first week of June and the clouds of war gather ever faster around the Tour De France. There’s three stories that you should read to understand where cycling is heading between now and July.

1. Bernard Kohl’s doping confession in L’Equipe and his claim “The first ten should have been positive”

Bernard Kohl interview in L'Equipe

via Cyclingfansanon’s twitter. While we’re on the subject: CFA, isn’t it hypocritical to refuse to write your blog until the UCI deliver something from the blood passport scheme while berating others for their complicity in the omerta? Making a sound case isn’t something you should rush into to please the gallery, just ask those who are familiar with miscarriages of justice.

Jonathan Vaughters counters Kohl on Cyclingnews

2. Antonio Colom positive for EPO being less than surprising to anyone.

Coupled with the dispute with some of their riders over what constitutes a fair and binding contract, it looks like there’s trouble ahead for the Russian Katusha team. Robbie McEwen has denied there’s a rift but it seems there is a sticking point. I’ve seen the suggestion that the management wants 5 years salary for “discrediting” the team, not necessarily testing positive. If that is the case then I fully understand where the riders are coming from.

3. Anne Gripper is alive and the blood passports are set to be tested. Conference today in Paris and the headline is “Riders face action over passport data – UCI”.

We’ll know names next week and then you can all start filling in your Panini sticker albums for July and marking which pages are going to have gaps in them. There are those who say it’s taken too long, I am not one of them. Good investigation takes time, ask any journalist of note. People like John Ware and Peter Taylor don’t come up with their work in a matter of months, it takes years of research, experience and blind alleys before they come to a conclusion.

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Lance in France

Lance in France, originally uploaded by Bike miscellany.

With a nod to the excellent Competitive Cyclist for uploading this. It’s a work of strange beauty and genius.

Now I’m running through a list of other “legendary moments from Le Tour” that I would love to see rendered in this fashion. I’m quite tempted to track down this (unintentional?) work of brilliance.

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As Le Tour approaches so does doping scandal

Once you become a fan of professional bike racing, your year develops a pattern based around the race calendar. It shapes your moods and expectations, how focused you are at work, who you dream of being on the bike.

It starts with the early season warm-up races, maybe takes in Tour Down Under or Tour of California as you stare at yourself looking like Bibendum in the mirror and swear you should have done more miles over the winter. Then come the Spring Classics and the pretence that Britain’s numerous wheel-snapping potholes are the cobbles of Flanders and Nord-Pas-de-Calais.

Draw breath and then you dive into the Giro D’Italia, with all it’s fabulous scenery, routes that grab the attention and the tifosi running after riders like dogs chasing cars. You get the picture? Actually, my highlight this year has been the appearances of the Abominable Snowman roadside. I’m assuming it’s something to do with guerilla marketing for an ice cream brand. If not, shine on you crazy diamond.

Now somewhere between the end of the Giro in late May and Tour de France in July there’s usually an event which sets the tone for July’s three-week trek around “L’Hexagone”. It starts with the mention of investigations and top riders which read something like this tweet from Juliet Macur:

“An Austrian news agency, APA, is reporting that police have made contact with Menchov’s team as part of an ongoing doping investigation.”

Give it a couple of weeks and I’ll be contemplating the odds on Betfair and wondering who is most likely to be a non-starter and so worth laying off in the market.

Some riders will be tranquillo, as the saying goes, more in hope than expectation that this scandal doesn’t visit on their career while others will be the collateral damage and find themselves struggling to extricate themselves from damnation by association.

It’s a sad indictment of the UCI that this keeps happening and that we haven’t heard anything concrete about the Athlete Passport scheme other than “expect something soon”. The way things are looking it’s going to make The Stone Roses second album, The Second Coming, seem like a fast turnaround.

Lionel Birnie was on the money in his Wednesday Comment for Cycling Weekly when he said:

“Professional cycling is like a minefield, but for some reason the UCI seems reluctant to play the role of bomb disposal experts, preferring instead to tip-toe forwards hoping that nothing blows up in their faces. “

It’s difficult to see what pleasure a cycling fan can draw from the situation other than that of knowing the timeless quality of scandal.

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